Bloodbuzzed

I can’t help wodering how… &♥;

I can’t help wodering how…

&♥;

Sometimes I wish I was a 10 year old growing up in suburban Canada in the early to mid nineties. Then maybe I could look like one of these two.

Sometimes I wish I was a 10 year old growing up in suburban Canada in the early to mid nineties. Then maybe I could look like one of these two.

Nobody uses reverse psychology with Tommy Lee. Nobody.

Nobody uses reverse psychology with Tommy Lee. Nobody.

Instant coffee looks like tiny brown coal

—Swish

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Merlin Mann

—Part of the Tux Age

Oh Merlin.. I still can’t help but laugh every time I hear this.

“Me gots ter pay tha debt” - Erin Brockovich, circa 1980.

Oh loyal followers, Go to these here blogs of people I am friends with.

http://magicianlorenzo.tumblr.com

http://niconaz.tumblr.com

The Republic of Ghana: “Y’all ain’t missin’ out on nothin’ when y’all’s in Ghana”

The Republic of Ghana: “Y’all ain’t missin’ out on nothin’ when y’all’s in Ghana”

“C’mon! Let Tommy try” - Swish

“C’mon! Let Tommy try” - Swish

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE RECIPES

Omelette

  1. Combine three large eggs, a little water, milk, and pepper together. 
  2. Using a tiny fork, beat until the eggs are fluffy. 
  3. Pour into a hot skillet, add a handful of cheese, fold in half. 
  4. Serves one. 

Banana Bread

  1. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together in a bowl. 
  2. Beat eggs, oil, and sugar together in a separate bowl. 
  3. Add sifted ingredients and a banana to the mixture, and beat well. 
  4. Using one of the tiny forks from your collection, remove any lumps. 
  5. Bake for 40 minutes, or until a tiny fork inserted in the center comes out clean.

Gin and Tonic Cocktail

  1. Pour 2 oz. gin and 5 oz. tonic water into a highball glass almost filled with chilled tiny forks.
  2. Stir well, as you explain to your wife that this is totally how people make gin and tonics and what’s with the weird tone.
  3. Garnish with a lime wedge.

“Mom’s” Pizza

  1. Purchase a pizza from a pizza restaurant.
  2. Using a tiny fork, slowly separate the pieces so that they are all exactly the same size.
  3. Quietly whisper words of encouragement to the tiny fork, working so hard when a knife or pizza cutter would do a better job. But that’s just not the way the world works, is it? Sometimes we don’t end up doing just exactly what we’d hoped.
  4. Begin to cry.
  5. Serves one.

Scott Simpson - Swish

    Either somebody forgot to flush, or this toilet’s from 5 seconds in the future.

    —Swish